Merry Christmas, Law Profs

Greeting cards have not been sent.

The Christmas stress is true.
But I still have one wish to make,
A special one for you:

Merry Christmas, law profs!
We're on break(?), that's true.
So I can dream,
And in my dreams,
There's no more grading to do!
Grading's ne'er joyful.
There's always something "new."
And every day's a taxing one,
When grades and gifts are due.
The lights on my tree
( . . . Wait–is there a tree?)
Perhaps we'll buy one today . . . ?!
No logs on the fire,
But I have real desire
To take a break and say
That I wish you Merry Christmas
–Happy New Year too.
I've just one wish
On this Christmas Eve:
I wish that grading was through!
I wish that grading was through!!
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, law profs.