Yesterday, the Department of Justice unsealed indictments of several cryptocurrency exchange operators for various forms of market manipulation, in coordination with SEC complaints targeting the same conduct. It turns out there was an elaborate FBI sting operation involved, whereby the FBI actually created a token for the targeted individuals to manipulate. The FBI set up a website and everything – the website is actually hilarious, because it describes the token with every bit of crypto-futurish-gibberish you can imagine. To wit:

It almost reads like it was written by AI as a parody, but I hope a real human person got to draft this. They must be so proud.
Anyhoo, that’s not the only interesting thing. Here’s what’s also interesting.
Often, when DOJ comes for crypto, it just charges wire fraud. That way – unlike the SEC – it can avoid getting into a fight about whether a particular token was or was not a security. But market manipulation, specifically, is a security-related offense. And the DOJ wanted to get at market manipulation. By creating its own token, DOJ could be sure that the token satisfied the definition of a “security.” It designed it to be a security!
For example, one
